Guys & Their Emotions; Why My Generation Is Fucked
Guys have emotions. (Oh My Fucking God...SHOCK... for older people.) For so long guys have been told to suck it up and be MANLY. But now we have, "you depressed? Naaaaah, talk about your feelings and open up, please PLEASE tell me how you feel". In the good old days when this message was first starting to get out, men laughed at the idea of feelings. "Feelings?! What are these feeling you talk of?" Now, guys open up to every single vagina they see. I miss the days when they tried to open up the vagina rather than open up to it. It is awesome, totally awesome, that the gals that actually want to hear about how their man is can now better understand them. (bleurgh) But for all the girls who have to suffer through hours and hours and text message after text message of how they feel and how depressed and desperate they are, it's A TOTAL NIGHTMARE! Hey, if I want to hear a repeated "i'm depressed and clueless but don't know it" story i'd listen to depressing country music. I don't need every guy friend I have to open up to me and tell me the same damn story again and again about how they thing they're loosing a girl or they haven't achieved in their life. I've heard it once, I tried to help, if you didn't take my advice then fuck off, if my advice didn't work, THEN WHY DO YOU TELL ME THIS SHIT? I WILL CONTINUE THE SAME ADVICE. If you just want someone to talk to...., there are therapists who get paid for that shit. Talk to them. I won't help. I don't know how the male mind works man FUCK. I don't even know how women think or feel. I don't get people, don't tell me anything. God! The only girls/women who want to hear about your feelings are those who ask you, mothers and girlfriends. Girlfriends listen to that stuff so you think we're understanding and we can get an orgasm by the end of it. Really, most of us who own a vagina are more heartless and selfish than you think. The worst kind of emotion-having man there is are the ones that open up to those who have been "friend-zoned". We women-friends will help you out with your problems, but only when you tell us a problem then give us a few months to breath, then another DIFFERENT problem. We'll pat your back and shit, give you advice. Hope you go through it. Those who don't further ask about your problems don't want to hear them. So.... STOP PURSUING SYMPATHY!! If you get any from us cold, heartless bitches; it's most probably fake. I, luckily, haven't heard a guys relationship problem in a while. I make sure that every single one thinks that I am too self-obsessed with my own problems to listen to theirs (therefore not willing to lend an ear) I've also spent years getting too involved in people's problems and making their bad situations worse (therefore not a good advice giver). I don't see how I have male friends, but I still do. Must be my amazing humor and smashing good looks. xD To the women who get vagina talk from penis having people, I feel sorry for you; try my method. For the men who have vaginas. Stop. Look for someone who cares before talking to them. Try a therapist. I have one. It's awesome. Women, keep trying to get into their genitals. They'll most probably be so caught up in the chance to have sex with you that they won't even bother about emotions anymore. Don't want their sex? Tease the fuck out of them. :P Moral of this rant: Don't listen to their emotional crap, unless you get a damn good sexual favour in return. I know, I've helped you so much.
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