Forgetting Special Occasions

The troubles of being broke

Okay, so i'm really annoyed. I get paid shit every week, and because of that I have to plan everything weekly. Unfortunately, I usually go all serious about my week, food, train fare, all that shit. This week I forgot that it would be Easter this weekend, because I forgot this I'm not able to do something that I've wanted to do for a VERY VERY long time. I was supposed to make this epic, huge ass, mother fucking GOD of an Easter egg for my boyfriend. Like, a hug Easter egg then crack it in half and add all these delicious yummy-ness to the middle, melt that shit shut and wrap it up and give it to him. But now, I can't do that because I forgot to plan to save all this money for this epic present of epic-ness. But you know what, because I get paid so shit I probably wouldn't have been able to afford it anyway.... I AM SO DAMN ANNOYED!!!!! But anyway, Easter is coming up. I'm not christian or anything, I don't celebrate Easter as the second coming of Christ. I enjoy it for the chocolate and the bunnies. The beautiful celebration of spending money for chocolate that society has made it. I don't even know how the fucking bunny came into it but fuck it, I like chocolate I love bunnies. Put them both together and I think you have a damn awesome holiday. Unless you kill a bunny and cover it in chocolate then eat that on a Sunday... That's kind of fucked. Mmmmm, bunny blood and chocolate, though a raspberry jelly filled chocolate bunny would be awesome. KILL THE BUNNY AND SUCK IT'S BLOOD!!!!! ...If it's a chocolaty jelly yumminess bunny... Yeah.

Ok, so completely not to any point according to this computer, you spell chocolaty like that < rather than chocolatey..... That's kinda weird.

Anyhoooo, happy Easter everybody. Go kill those chocolate bunnies, and remember; don't forget special occasions, you could be like me and become a sick freak who enjoys the thought of bunnies getting cut up because of it. :)